Slytherins

AKA Edmund Haynes Taylor, Jr. AKA Squed AKA Squidward

You've never met a more handomsely mustachioed man in your life. Loves to loaf, talk to birds, and save you from the shower. Never met a person he wouldn't beg for a snack from.

AKA Muffin. AKA Muffin-Butt. AKA Mi Squish. AKA Ass-a

As a seasoned professional, Asa (pronounced Ay-sa), has been living the office life for 3+ years thanks to her human's last job and can often be found working smarter not harder by laying in her bed and waiting for the belly rubs to come to her or taking a mental health walk around the office to see if any snacks can be gained.

AKA Big Ears. AKA Yoda.

Our guard dog is programmed to only like you if you play frisbee with her.

She got kicked out of daycare but whatever, she has also graduated from Obedience Class!

Aka Poo Paws. Aka Long Boi

Enzy is a true character and loves to stretch out whenever possible. His meows sound more like a "Ha Ha". He can be found stealing his brother's dog bed.